Coffee Club Vol 1., No. 9
Trivia
1. What is the state vegetable of Oklahoma?
2. How many glasses of milk can a single cow produce in a lifetime?
3. How long can a snail sleep?
Quotes
“True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us.”
Socrates
“‘Tis not too late to seek a newer world.”
Alfred Lord Tennyson
“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.”
Maya Angelou
“You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.”
Abraham Lincoln
Corny Jokes
My boss just texted me: “Send me one of your funny jokes!”
I texted him back: “I’m busy working. I’ll send one later.”
“That’s hilarious,” he said. “Send another one!”
Q. Where do beef burgers go to dance?
A. The meatball.
Q. What did the beaver say to the tree?
A. It’s been nice gnawing you.
Q. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
A. Attire
If you don’t know everything…
What happened to that? In 1893, Margaret A. Wilcox invented an early car heater. She also had a patent for a washing machine that would wash both clothes and dishes.
Life on the moon. Tardigrades, sometimes called water bears, are tiny eight-legged creatures. Thousands were sent up to the moon on an Israeli probe that crashed onto its surface. Tardigrades are almost indestructible. They can cope with high levels of radiation, temperatures as cold as -300 degrees and as hot as +300 degrees. And they can live without water or air. So they may still be living there.
Frivolous, ya think? In 2005, a judge in Washington D.C. sued a dry cleaner for $67 million for losing his pants.
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