1. What do you call a house that has a neatly manicured front yard with and an unmowed mess in the back?
2. Herbert Hoover was Stanford’s football team manager. At the first Stanford-Cal game in 1892, what did he forget to bring?
3. Hawaiian Punch was originally developed in 1934 as a tropical flavored topping for what dessert?
“When in doubt, don’t.”
“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.”
“I’ve always believed that you can think positive just as well as you can think negative.”
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
If you don’t know everything…
I’ll do it later. The Procrastinators’ Club of America newsletter is called Last Month’s Newsletter.
One of a kind Micky-D’s. Only one McDonald’s in the world has turquoise arches. Government officials in Sedona, Arizona, thought the yellow would look bad with the natural red rock of the city.
Asperger syndrome is named for Austrian pediatrician Hans Asperger, who described it in 1944. He called his patients “Little Professors.”
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