Coffee Club Vol 1., No. 33
Trivia
1. Which invention came first — beer or the wheel?
2. What is the national animal of Scotland?
3. It took the editors of the first Oxford English Dictionary five years to reach the word “ant.” How many years did it take to complete the first edition?
Quotes
“To err is human; to forgive, divine.”
Alexander Pope
“Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.”
Marie Curie
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
Charlie Chaplin
Corny Jokes
Q: Which month do soldiers hate most?
A: The month of March!
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was out-standing in his field.
If you don’t know everything…
Best in his class. Wendy’s founder Dave Thomas dropped out of high school but picked up his GED in 1993. His GED class voted him Most Likely to Succeed.
Good catch. Female bats give birth while hanging upside down, catching the baby in their wings as it drops.
Money saver. The first Hershey’s chocolate bars with almonds were produced in 1908 because they were cheap to make. The nuts took the place of some of the more expensive milk chocolate, which meant Hershey’s could keep the price of the candy at a nickel.
The cutest time of life. According to one study, most dogs reach peak cuteness between six and eight weeks old.
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