Coffee Club Vol 1., No. 32

Trivia
1. What’s the name of the science of growing plants in liquid nutrients instead of soil?
2. Who did Anne Hathaway marry in 1582?
3. What is the only country that begins with the letter “O”?
Quotes
“Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of human freedoms – to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way.”
Viktor E. Frankl
“Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.”
Maya Angelou
“Fame changes a lot of things, but it can’t change a lightbulb.”
Gilda Radner
Corny Jokes
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: I don’t know and I don’t care.
If you don’t know everything…
Clean Streets. Chewing gum is illegal in Singapore.
Clean living. When Charles Darwin toured the Galapagos Islands in 1835, he brought back a 5-year-old tortoise, which he named Harriet. Harriet outlived her adopter by 124 years. The tortoise passed away in 2006 at the age of 176.
Plenty of time for hot dogs. There are only 18 minutes of actual action in the average three-hour baseball game. 90 percent of your time at the stadium is spent waiting for something to happen.
Dogs sneeze too. Some dogs are allergic to humans.

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