Coffee Club Vol 1., No. 26
Trivia
1. Can lightening strike twice?
2. What is the only fruit that bears seeds on the outside?
3. How long does it take the sun’s light to reach Earth?
Quotes
“The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”
Bertrand Russell
“If we don’t change, we don’t grow. If we don’t grow, we aren’t really living.”
Gail Sheehy
“Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.”
Robert Frost
Corny Jokes
Q: What kind of dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet.
Q: What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?
A: You’re too young to smoke!
If you don’t know everything…
Quiet breeze. The wind is silent until it blows against something.
Don’t ever give up. Abraham Lincoln lost five separate elections before he became president of the U.S.
Creamy switch. Ice cream was once called “cream ice.”
Uh oh. Your nose and ears never stop growing.
Beating the odds. Wilma Rudolph (who set the world record in 1960 for 100, 200 and 4×100-meter relay) had polio, scarlet fever and pneumonia as a child, leading doctors to believe she’d never walk again.
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