Coffee Club Vol 1., No. 2

Trivia

1. Where is a shrimp’s heart located?
2. Hitler, Mussolini, and Stalin were all nominated for what prize?
3. Where was Richard Nixon when he infamously proclaimed, “I am not a crook.”?

Quotes

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.”
Albert Einstein

“Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.”
Marie Curie

“The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.”
Ernest Hemingway

“I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.”
Mother Teresa

Corny Jokes

Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator

If you don’t know everything…

You CAN see without your glasses. According to MinutePhysics, all you need to do is make a pinhole with your hand, which will help you focus the light coming into your retina. Sure, it won’t give you 20/20 vision, but it’s a good start if you’ve left your glasses at home.

The bouncing cranberry test. The way to tell if your cranberries are super fresh is to drop one on the floor from a bit of a height. If it’s fresh it will bounce.

And the winner is… California has a population of almost 40 million people — more than all of Canada, which has almost 38 million.

The better to see you with. Ostrich eyes are the largest of any animal that lives on land (though they can’t rival some of the massive creatures that inhabit the depths of the sea). Approximately the size of a billiard ball, their eyes are actually bigger than their brains.

Trivia Answers

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