Coffee Club Vol 1., No. 1


1. How do prairie dogs say hello?
2. Why did servants ancient Egypt smear themselves with honey?
3. What job did Albert Einstein turn down in 1952?


“No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.”

“My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.”
Maya Angelou

“There can be no deep disappointment where there is not deep love.”
Martin Luther King, Jr.

“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.”

Corny Jokes

Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
A: Pencil-vania

Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: He was a little hoarse

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court.

If you don’t know everything…

Man’s best friend? Petting a dog and gazing into their eyes releases oxytocin (i.e the “love hormone”) not only for you, but for them as well.

Leonardo da Vinci Was a Procrastinator. He worked on “The Last Supper” for three years, and he later spent a whopping 14 years completing the “Mona Lisa,” which is a fairly small painting. It’s said that Leonardo only finished “The Last Supper” after his patron finally threatened to cut off his funds. After his death in 1519, he left behind hundreds of notes and sketches for projects he never got around to.

It still tastes good. Real wasabi is challenging to make and expensive. Most wasabi for sale in supermarkets is colored horseradish with flavorings.

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