1. During it’s first year of life, about how many pounds does a blue whale gain per day?
2. What is a word that has two opposite definitions?
3. How many different ways are there to make change for a dollar?
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.”
“Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.”
“Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light.”
My doctor said I must bathe in milk but I couldn’t get into the bottle.
Q. What’s red and moves up and down?
A. A tomato in an elevator
If you want to find out who loves you more, stick your wife and dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?
If you don’t know everything…
Odd law. In Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. But you may sleep on top of any refrigerator you want in the privacy of your own home.
Another odd law. It’s also illegal, in Pennsylvania, to sing in the bathtub.
Doggy sniffing. Scientists say a dog’s sense of smell is 10,000 to 100,000 times better than a human’s.
A jar of Ringo? In 1996, Ringo Starr appeared in a Japanese advertisement for apple sauce, which is what “Ringo” means in Japanese.
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